Jazz-U-RRR has been demoted to Red clearance!
Farg-U-MAN has been demoted to Red clearance!
Costik-Y-ANN has been demoted to Red clearance!
Server started and listening.
(Sat Dec 30 23:38:40 EST 2006)
GM Sgeo: Waiting..
The GM has attempted to give Jazz-R-RRR-1 another clone. This is, of course, impossible.
GM Sgeo: I do hope someone sees this very soon
IMAGE: "The Computer " URL: http://www.paranoia-live.net/jpgallery/fc.jpg

Observer Nathan has joined.
GM Sgeo: Hi
GM Sgeo: Just jump in if you want
GM Sgeo: I don't know if my ideas are going to be that good
Nathan: Hi, is this an actual game? I wasn't sure from the title.
GM Sgeo: Sort of
Nathan: K. One moment.
Observer Nathan has disconnected.
Costik-R-ANN has attempted to login!
--- Costik-R-ANN-1 (Nathan) has joined ---
(Sat Dec 30 23:42:39 EST 2006)
GM Sgeo: Hello
Costik-R-ANN-1: Hey, this is the observer that just jumped out.
Costik-R-ANN-1: Do we know if there's other people coming to take the other slots?
GM Sgeo: Only if they notice this game..
Costik-R-ANN-1: I'll see if I can drum up some people...
GM Sgeo: ty
Costik-R-ANN-1: Scalene is probly cming.
Observer Teh-Scalene has joined.
Teh-Scalene: Hello!
GM Sgeo: Hi
Costik-R-ANN-1: As I said. :)
Teh-Scalene: Are we playing a game?
Teh-Scalene: I wanna play!
GM Sgeo: Yes, if you don't mind the fact that I'm probably not a good GM
Teh-Scalene: First game?
Costik-R-ANN-1: Everyone's gotta learn sometime...
Teh-Scalene: That's ok.
GM Sgeo: First real game on JParanoia
GM Sgeo: Well
Teh-Scalene: All you need to understand is the dice, PM, and spoofing.
GM Sgeo: I'm not really using the "rules" as such though :/
* GM Sgeo understands PM and spoofing and such *
Teh-Scalene: Ah, good.
GM Sgeo: Not sure if I'm going to use the dice
Teh-Scalene: Let me get some people.
Teh-Scalene: And here's a tip - always so you intend to use the dice.
GM Sgeo: Erm, I only planned for 3 people actually.
Teh-Scalene: ALWAYS.
Observer B-Kun has joined.
Teh-Scalene: Ah. Well, I think I got a third.
GM Sgeo: Scalene, hm?
B-Kun: Hey, hey hey!
GM Sgeo: Hi B-Kun
Teh-Scalene: Yup. Scalene's the name, killing people is the game.
B-Kun: Non-Treasonus greetings!
The Computer: Greetings citizen B-Kun!
Teh-Scalene: How come ony 3 people?
Costik-R-ANN-1: This is probably a good time to note that I'm fairly new...just played my first session yesterday.
B-Kun: Greetings, Friend COmputer!
The Computer: I wasn't planning on a largish game
GM Sgeo: er
Teh-Scalene: Ah. I'm an experienced GM/Player.
GM Sgeo: Costik, this is probably not going to be a normal game
B-Kun: I am an experanced RPG player.. but I'm new to PARANOIA
Teh-Scalene: (And be sure to remember to turn it on/off. And I think 10-12 games makes me experienced.
GM Sgeo: Ok, just jump in
Teh-Scalene: But hey. I'm just happy to play. If you want help with something, I can give it to you.
Observer Teh-Scalene has disconnected.
B-Kun: me too, oh great GM?
GM Sgeo: yes
Observer B-Kun has disconnected.
Jazz-R-RRR has attempted to login!
--- Jazz-R-RRR-1 (Teh-Scalene) has joined ---
(Sat Dec 30 23:52:30 EST 2006)
Jazz-R-RRR-1: Yeah!
Farg-R-MAN has attempted to login!
--- Farg-R-MAN-1 (B-Kun) has joined ---
(Sat Dec 30 23:52:36 EST 2006)
Costik-R-ANN-1: Which is which?
Farg-R-MAN-1: Non-Treasonus Greetings!
Jazz-R-RRR-1: Have you generated character sheets? And I'm Scalene.
GM Sgeo: Jazz-R-RRR: I put in the secret societies I thought would go somewhat well with this mission
Jazz-R-RRR-1: 2nd Edition rules, 5th Edition, or XP?
Jazz-R-RRR-1: And what style?
GM Sgeo: Erm... Playing by ear really.. not sure what style I'd put it under
GM Sgeo: Probably not Zap though
Costik-R-ANN-1: Right, Zap it is. ;-)
Costik-R-ANN-1: Oops.
Jazz-R-RRR-1: Allright.
GM Sgeo: Are we ready?
Farg-R-MAN-1: I am
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 hopes that the GM understands PP. That's how he succeeds. *
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Mutant Power?
GM Sgeo: Jazz-R-RRR: Doesn't that use dice?
Jazz-R-RRR-1: Nope.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): I haven't assigned any though..
GM Sgeo: I:/
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Ah.
GM Sgeo: How many PP does each person start with?
Jazz-R-RRR-1: PP are treats that the GM gives out to entertaining players. By spending it, players can affect dice rolls - their own or other players.
Jazz-R-RRR-1: Typically, a player gets 20 PP.
Costik-R-ANN-1: So yes, it involves dice.
Jazz-R-RRR-1: In a way.
GM Sgeo: (I guess that means I should use dice?)
GM Sgeo: Not sure how well that will work
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Well, it depends. It can just affect your decision, like a bribe, if you're not rolling. But typically, rolls do help. )
GM Sgeo: Are we ready though?
Farg-R-MAN-1: We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cancer-light cigarets, it is dark, and were wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Costik-R-ANN-1: I'm ready.
Costik-R-ANN-1: Nice, Farg.
GM Sgeo: 10
GM Sgeo: 9
GM Sgeo: 8
GM Sgeo: 7
GM Sgeo: 6
GM Sgeo: 5
GM Sgeo: 4
Costik-R-ANN-1: 3.14
GM Sgeo: 3
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Here we go! )
GM Sgeo: 2
GM Sgeo: 1
Jazz-R-RRR-1: BLAST OFF!
GM Sgeo: GO
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 walks in, wondering where he is. *
GM Sgeo: It is a beautiful day in Alpha Complex, when you hear the Computer
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Can I take, say, telepathy?
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Hail, Friend Computer!"
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Don't interup FC! Just listen, and speak when spoken to!"
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Hypocrite!"
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Hypocrisy is not fit behavior for a loyal citizen of Alpha Complex!"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): And can I choose some tics? (Tics are little entertaining habits a player has, eg, twitches when nervous.)
The Computer: Troubleshooters, please report to briefing room 101 after reporting to R&D for equipment. The experimental equipment is not a part of the problem in any way
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Yes, choose some tics
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Hooray. Uh...
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "FC, were is the brefing room?"
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Yes, Friend Computer!"
GM Sgeo: You receive a map to R&D on your PDCs
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Thank you!"
* Costik-R-ANN-1 checks out the map. *
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Quotes Shakespearian dialogue after a run-in with the Romantics, and obsessed with driving bots.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Ah. Directions. Praise be to FC!"
The Computer: Please hurry to R&D immediately!
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 checks out his directions. "Yes, Friend Computer!" *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 follows the map to R&D, glancing suspiciously at Jazz. *
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Goes off to R&D Post-Haste *
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 me follows Costik. *
GM Sgeo: You arrive at R&D
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "So. How's it going, fellows?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "Did you just say: Comrade?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "No. Fellows. Fellow is not Comrade."
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Wonderfully! How else would it be going in Alpha Complex?"
* A tech person walks in *
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "I swore that you sead.. never mind..."
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Excuse me for asking this... and I don't want to bother you... but what items do we have?
The tech person: Hello good troubleshooters.
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Hello, fellow citizen!"
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): You're going to get those now
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Should say says, that one. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "Hello, Tech guy! What is your name?"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Ah.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Hello, fellow citizen! "
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Oh, er..
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): I should have given PDC's for this sequence
The tech person says, "My name... my name is not important"
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Slartibartfast? )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Yeah. Typically, we start with an empty laser pistol (no barrels), RED Jumpsuit, some random items, and a PDC 1300.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Plus lots of happy pills.
The tech person: Will you please just hand over your PDCs?
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "FC said that this mission does not invoulve R&D equipment at all. So why are we here?"
* Costik-R-ANN-1 does so. *
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Hands over PDC *
The tech person says, "I cannot reveal that information"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I'm sorry, sir. But surely, you understand our adherence to the troubleshooter code of "Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!" May I please see some identification or paperwork, allowing me to hand it over?"
The Computer: Jazz-R-RRR: Please hand over the PDC
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Thank you, Friend Computer!"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 hands over his PDC. *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 tells Farg, "Friend Computer said that the /problem/ does not involved R&D equipment, not the mission. Please do not misquote Friend Computer." *
* Farg-R-MAN-1 "...kay" Frag wispers back *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Perhaps we'll get to field-test exciting new equipment, like Teela-O! Won't that be great?"
The tech person: I will give you back the PDCs. Due to the nature of the mission, you will be allowed to use "d-on" devices in sector DON
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Guys, there's PM windows you can use. )
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "D-on devices?"
The tech person: And your PDC's may be "a-on"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "So whats our mission, Tech guy?"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 checks for Happy Pills. *
The tech person: You are not allowed to use any other "a-on" equipment
The tech person says, "Costik-R-ANN: New policy"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "What does it mean?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Are happy pills A-on devices?"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "I mean, how do we tell the difference, so that we may be wholly loyal to Friend Computer?"
The tech person says, "That information is above your clearance"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Ah."
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Naturally."
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "And about our mission..."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Double ah."
The tech person: All electronic devices are either "a-on" "a-off" "d-on" or "d-off"
The tech person: The type will be etched in.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Perhaps, kind sir, the one above doth have a great plan in the making, and one that shalt be to the good of all."
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Ah. Friend Computer's policies are wise."
The tech person: All "a-on" devices besides PDCs are illegal.
The tech person: All "a-off" devices are illegal to sell.
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "ok. Why do we have A-on on our PDCs?"
The tech person: "d-on" devices are only used in certain circumstances
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 doesn't like this computer talk. "I've got to use the washroom. I'll be right back. *
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 leaves *
The tech person: "d-off" devices may be used in general
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Erm, was that to contact secsoc?
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Or OOC?
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Contact SecSoc. Washroom ALWAYS means that.
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Do I have a PURGE mission?
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Allright. What'cha want, buds?
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "So a-off devices are illegal to sell, but not to possess?"
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Your contact tells you: Have you heard about the "a-off" devices?
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Yeah. They're illegal to sell. I take it we sell 'em, though?
The tech person says, "Correct"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "So what is our mission?"
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Find out everything you can about them, and obtain as many as you can
Observer Professor Von Kripplespac has joined.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Hey Professor. )
The tech person: There have been strange device malfunctions in sector DON
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Can he join? PLEASE, GM? *cute eyes* )
Professor Von Kripplespac: Allo.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Yes, we're selling them
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): 'Aight, man. But hey, I could use some bona'fide shit. Got some?
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Your contact tells you: There are devices that begin with "keepalive" and "makedead" that supposedly interfere with FC's new policies.
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Obtain these devices, but be careful
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): They are highly illegal
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): And returen them to PURGE?
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Yes
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Got It
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): You can use them, but be careful
* The tech person gives you other equipment *
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Thank you, citizen!"
* Costik-R-ANN-1 loads his laser pistol. *
The tech person: Go to sector DON and investigate the failures
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Like, I'd like some of dose bona-fide a-on non-PDC devices. They're tight, man.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): "non-PDC devices"?
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "Understood. D ore report back to you or attempt to fix the problem ourselves?"
GM Sgeo . o O ( I don;t see how I can add another person )
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Patience, Farg-R-MAN. We must go to briefing room 101."
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Ya know. 'parrently, all of us ain't lowd ta use da a-on devices, 'less they're PDCs. Aight?
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Oh yes, we also sell a-on devices
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "yes, yes. If there is nothing more, Sir. Tech-Dude, we muct be leaving."
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): But a-off devices are easier for us to obtain, and the hype around their being illegal to sell makes customers interested
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Aight. I'm tinking we can use some o' dat shit, to take out our Free Enterprise bitches.
GM Sgeo . o O ( This was room 101 )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Da a-on devices. I was wonderin, can ya get me some?
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Ah. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( I thoght this was R&D? )
GM Sgeo . o O ( R&D in room 101 (I'm sort-of winging it here) )
Observer KapcomS has joined.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( I noticed. )
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): We don't have any now
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( OK, cool. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Better than my first game, though. I didn't know how to roll dice or PM. )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): So how am I meant to take out our bitches, man?
The tech person: Are you going to get going?
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( So far, so good. )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Ya got any weapon shit fo' me?
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Your pistol should work well enough
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( My only concern is that no one has died yet. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "Shure."
KapcomS: \Mind if I observe silently?
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Always. For Friend Computer!"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Yea, man, but dis is da HOOD. I mean, one laser barrel? Dat's four shots, fo'shizz.
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Trubble shooters, to the DON setor!"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Goes, to THE DON SECTOR! *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 follows Farg. *
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): I have to leave, people might get suspicious
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Did Jazz-R-RRR ever come out of the washroom? )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Whateva, man. Aight. Peace out. Oh, which bitch am I meant ta kill?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Nope. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( He's constipated. )
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): No one yet
GM Sgeo: As you leave, you notice "a-on" devices labelled "keepalive blocker" "keepalive sender" "makedead blocker" and "makedead sender"
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Constipation is treason, citizen. )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Oh, man, dat's just the sheezy. Aight, anyway. off.
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( Constipastion is TREASON! )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Go back to briefing.
* The tech person tries to hide the devices *
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Friend Computer!"
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Citizen! Wharare those!"
The tech person: Oh.. uh.. nothing
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 walks in. *
The tech person: They don't exist
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Fo'shiz, man!"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "They don't?"
The Computer: Yes, citizen?
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 pulls out his laser pistol. "I'ma thinking dis is some bona'fide quality illegal shit. *
The tech person says, "Just pretend you never saw them"
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "If their not real, them YOU must be makeing illusions, wich means your a MUTANT!"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "This Tech Person here has in his possession illegal contraband-ish...things."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aight, person 'bove. Ya see, sum bitch has got some illegal shit, and I'm thinking he oughta BEND OVA! EOG, yeah?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "That or he is a mutie"
Costik-R-ANN-1: How do you know if those things are illegal?
Costik-R-ANN-1: er
GM Sgeo: Oops
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "And Jazz-R-RRR here has obviously been abusing his happy pills!"
GM Sgeo: Those two COstiks were me
Jazz-R-RRR-1: Don't admit it! Don't admit it!
The Computer: How do you know the legality status of those objects?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( You said all non-PDC a-on devices were illegal. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Well, fo'shizz, FC, but dat bitch say so, aight?"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "I assume they are, since tech person seems so eager to hide them."
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "What is wrong Jazz? your talken strange..."
The Computer: You're basing your assumptions of legality based on the actions of an accused traitor?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I mean, sheezy. He said all a-on non-PDC shit is bitch-ass."
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "What is :Shit is bich-ass?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "An' he's trying to hide 'em. I'ma tinking we got a bona-fid traitor, aight?"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Friend Computer, I only believe that his secrecy, which in itself implies treasonous dishonesty, indicates some degree of illegality."
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "A Mutant!"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 ignores Farg-R's question. *
The Computer: Tech person, please report to termination booth
GM Sgeo . o O ( bleh )
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Are there cameras in this room?
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "May I investigate the illigal items?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Friend Computer. May I do da honors of dis bitch-ass?"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 pulls out his laser. *
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Yes. Marked "a-on"
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Ah.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Translation : May I please execute the traitor? )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Incidentally, am I male or female? )
The Computer: Jazz-R-RRR: Please explain your use of language. Farg-R-MAN: The knowledge of those items' existance is above your clearance
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( dis bich-ass )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Male. Greg Costiyan is a male, and creator of the game. )
* Costik-R-ANN-1 turns his back on the non-existent contraband. *
The Computer: Now please go to DON sector to investigate
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Well, ya see, fo'sheezy, I be tinking dat dis bitch-ass is usin' his items ta kill us all, aight?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "ok. I humbly accept the credit fines"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "An' dey be doing some CRAZY shit to change my speech."
* Farg-R-MAN-1 goes to DON sector *
The Computer: Jazz-R-RRR: There are no items. There never were any items
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Do we have directions? Or do we have to find our way? )
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Stops going to the DON sector *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aight, FC. You da boss, aight?"
* Costik-R-ANN-1 checks his PDC for a map to the DON sector. *
GM Sgeo: Maps appear on your PDC
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Now, fo-shizz. What's our MBD, eh?"
GM Sgeo . o O ( No MBD )
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "FC, what did the tech guy get terrmanated for?"
The Computer: That information is above your clearance.
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "OK"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( None? How are we meant to have a crazy Team Leader? )
* Farg-R-MAN-1 looks for the "non-egsiting" divices *
The Computer: Farg-R-MAN will be Team Leader
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aw, shit."
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Yes! Thankyou, FC!"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( I think that sums his feelings up. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( SHIT! )
The Computer: Jazz-R-RRR: Are you unhappy?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aight, FC. I'ma takin dese bunt-shit."
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 pops a happy pill and smiles. *
Farg-R-MAN-1: "not at all! I'm not under stress! Happy happy happy......
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Hiding it in my hand.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): ok
The Computer: Now please go to DON sector
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aight, man. Now, I'm tinking I'd better be buying ya'll some B3 shit?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "ok"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "If we finda B3 machine on da way, it'll be my treat. Aight?"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Sure, if you want to."
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( Are the divices still in the room? )
GM Sgeo . o O ( yes )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 heads along the corridor to DON Sector. *
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Is the computer still watching? )
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "Hey, FC?"
GM Sgeo . o O ( yes )
The Computer: Yes, citizen Farg-R-MAN-1?
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "What are thoes?"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 points to dvices *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Hey. I be wondering, bona-fide, who's da quipment guy an dat random crazy happiness officer. 'haps our dam leader know, yeah?"
The Computer: Farg-R-MAN-1, the knowledge of the existence of those devices is above your clearance.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "And dat means you be a commie-mutant-bitch-ass!"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 pulls out his laser pistol. *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 draws his laser. *
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "Oh. Sorry.. they wern colored so... whatever. I am sorry. Please charge me with the apropreat credit fines"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Citizen Jazz-R-RRR, you are not authorized to execute citizen Farg-R-MAN."
Jazz-R-RRR-1: 15
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "15?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Sorry. Bird was on keyboard. )
The Computer: Costik-R-ANN: All citizens are authorized to execute proven traitors.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Well, I tink he be proven out his own mouth, aight?"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Your words are true as always, Friend Computer. I only have not yet seen proof of Citizen Farg-R-MAN's treason."
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "And I have proved that I need to be fined, to exicuted, right?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "I mean not to be exicuted"
The Computer: You posess illegal knowledge, which is worthy of brainscrubbing
Farg-R-MAN-1: "....
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( ... You're dead. )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Brainscrubbing? )
GM Sgeo . o O ( I'm not sure how brainscrubbing works )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Aight. I be going back ta normal shit to explain it. )
KapcomS: \ Lie.
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "..FC exues me, but what are you talking about? I don't know anything about illgal divices! nothing at all! Happy happy happy..."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Basically, it's a violent proceedure where the memory area of the brain is removed, 'cleansed' and put back in. I think. And of course, being Alpha Complex, it's not perfect. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "happy happy happy..."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Usually it goes wrong, with other memories being permanently forgotten and erased from the MemoMax download of the next clone. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Man, you really be chaffing my ass."
GM Sgeo . o O ( Where does a citizen go to get brainscrubbed? )
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( CPU, I think )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( HPD&MC Brainscrubbing Department. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Happy happy happy!"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Heh-heh. CPU. They'll make you WISH you'd been brainscrubbed. )
GM Sgeo . o O ( Can I just say he goes and returns brainscrubbed? )
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "He appears to be insane, Friend Computer."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Yeah. But where's the fun in that? )
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "NO! JUST HAPPPY!"
The Computer: Farg-R-MAN-1: Please report to brainscrubbing, which is right next to this location
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "How convent!"
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Oh well. I suppose I can understand that. Happiness is quite easy to find here in Alpha Complex, thanks to the perfection of The Computer!"
GM Sgeo: Lasers train on Farg-R-MAN-1
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aw, shit."
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): would I remember my Mission>
* Costik-R-ANN-1 ducks. *
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Yes, but...
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I be hoping ta do da honors. Wat da hell."
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 goes down a corridor to DON Sector. *
GM Sgeo: Farg-R-MAN goes to brainscrubbing, and returns
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Non-treasonus greetings!"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Shit, man. Dat was some fast shit."
* Costik-R-ANN-1 waits for the team leader. *
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Check your charsheet
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "How ya be feelin, man?"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "What is Hell, Citizen Jazz-R-RRR?"
The Computer: Please report to sector DON immediately
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "As team leader, I order you to stop talking like that"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I be tinking it's dat punishment INFRARED subsector, yea?"
* Costik-R-ANN-1 prepares to follow his team leader. *
Farg-R-MAN-1 screams, "Now get your asses t oDON sector! Dubble time!!"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Is there a registered mutant in the group? )
GM Sgeo . o O ( no )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Damm. )
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Marches to DON! *
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): There's not Sec Soc missions for this, right?
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): There are, actually
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Chil out, aight? Let's just grab a B3 on da way, and we'll all be chilling out, fo'shiz."
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Oh.
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Stop talking like that! Thats an order! Hohrah!"
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Oh, and you'll want to speak to secsoc soon
* Costik-R-ANN-1 follows the leader. *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 ...looking at his PDC. *
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): secsoc?
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Secret Society
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): AG
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Can I try to contact my sec soc on my PDC to find out what my mission is?
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): AH!
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Your PDC might not be the best place
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Hmm. Good point.
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Try "going to the washroom"
Farg-R-MAN-1: Now, lets ask some citizens about the bad divices! Horah!!
GM Sgeo . o O ( Oh, BTW, I'm going to IM the status of devices from now on )
* Costik-R-ANN-1 pulls up short. "Guys, I'm sorry, I have GOT to pee." *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 runs for the nearest washroom. *
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "No you don't"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Wha, man?"
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Your contact tells you:
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "What did I say?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I be tinking ya be using yer Team Leader status to order us ta do non-mission tings."
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): "We need all the information that you can get on the labelling for these devices
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "And dat's treason. Ya know what I do to dem bitch-ass traitors?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Your speaking mannerisum is lowering team moral!"
Farg-R-MAN-1 screams, "Horah!!"
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): We suspect that some other secret societies are going to try to obtain some "a-on" devices for themselves
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Do not let this happen
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Outdoors life form from SHT Sector, it is."
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Of course.
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Again, you really should speak to secsoc
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): ok
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): (Is that all?)
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Now. Ya no wat I do to dem bitch-ass traitors?"
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Oh, and be weary of anything marked "a-off"
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): That's all
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Pistol in hand.
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Like, now
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): ok
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): .i know
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): But in jumpsuit pocket.
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Citizen Jazz, I need you to go queston the locals on the east wing of this sector. I shaw queston thim on the west. HORAH!"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): So no-one can see.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): ok
* Costik-R-ANN-1 returns, adjusting the crotch of his jumpsuit. "Whoo. Close one." *
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Goes to the west *
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): You're contacting secsoc now?
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): yes
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Ok, you're contact tells you:
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "What did I miss?"
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Remember those devices we mentioned? There are the "a-on" type of those devices, and the "a-off" type of those devices. We only want "a-on". We will have to execute you if you give us an "a-off"
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): That is all
Jazz-R-RRR-1: I'm thinking out Team Leader iz madness. Don't make me shank ya!
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Do I have a muntaint power?
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): No one does
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): I look around...what do I see?
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): And remember what brainscrubbing did to you
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Yes
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): A citizen walking by
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "So, I say we's werk together, werd up?"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 comes back from the west *
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "No citizens there! Horah!"
* Costik-R-ANN-1 stops a passing citizen. "Citizen! Have you witnessed any malfunctioning devices lately?" *
A citizen: No, not at all? Why?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "No-one over dere, either."
* A citizen trembles a bit *
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Friend Computer business, that's all."
A citizen says, "Ok, best be going on your way then"
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "THERES IS NOTHING TO BE AFRADE OF CITIZEN! HORAH!"
* A citizen tries to hide something *
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "CITIZEN < WHAT IS THAT?"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 crash tackles the citizen. *
A citizen says, "err.. nothing, nothing"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Or tries to. )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( something we're not cleared to know about, I'm certain. )
* A citizen is tackled *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Probably. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I'm thinking we's got uh real mystery on our hands. And shit."
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( brb )
GM Sgeo: There is a RED laser pistol
Jazz-R-RRR-1: Who da fuck iz ya working fo'?
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): (a-on)
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): (a-on)
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): I know that?
* Costik-R-ANN-1 questions Jazz-R-RRR, "What is fucking?" *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( XD )
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): It's labelled.
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Well, we're not supposed to do that stuff, you know. )
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): But some people can't read labels
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "God, you naive."
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Ah.
* Costik-R-ANN-1 furrows his brow quizzically. "God?" *
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): This is not making it easy for me, actually..
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): The Ebon?
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): hm?
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): The wierd shit I'm typing?
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): No, the brainscrubbing..
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "An wat be dis wack shit? I be tinking we got a traitor! (An GOD is a sector, moron.)"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Ah.
GM Sgeo: You also see a strange device that looks like the others
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Want some tips?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aw, shit."
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Citizen, what is your security clearance?"
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): It is "makedead sender" (a-off)
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): It is "makedead sender" (a-off)
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Er, yes
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Friend Computer, we got another of those whack-shit devices we're not meant to know about..."
A citizen: White! Yes, white!
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Allright. He's forgotten basic functions.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): As in, to eat, to shoot, to read, to shit.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): All that stuff.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Well, I just made him unable to read labels
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Oh, a wise guy, eh?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( back\ )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Ya be Ultraviolet?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Dat's some crazy shit."
A citizen shouts, "Absolutely!"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 punches A citizen. *
* GM Sgeo is injured *
GM Sgeo: err
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "You just punched a UTRAVILOT!"
* A citizen is injured *
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( he was Ultravilot, right? )
* GM Sgeo is quiet *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 draws laser, training it on Jazz-R-RRR. "Explain yourself, Citizen. You have just assaulted an allegedly Ultraviolet citizen. What do you have to say for yourself? And let's have no more of this talk of fucking, whatever that is." *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I no be seeing any ID, man."
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 turns to the citizen. *
* Farg-R-MAN-1 takes out pistol *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, " Now, if you not careful, I'm gonna cut yo' balls off, feed dem ta uh registered mutant, chop ya into little pieces an' do da same thin' ta brothas o' yo' clones. So tell me, what da fuq iz going on? you know das right!"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "So, are you a UV or what, man?"
Farg-R-MAN-1: "What are balls?
A citizen: Yes, of course I'm a UV
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Well, let's be seeing some ID, eh?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "So, can we exicute him?"
* GM Sgeo is wearing black clothing *
GM Sgeo: er
* A citizen is wearing black clothing *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Don't worry. You'll get used to this. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "but your wearing INFALRED clothing"
A citizen says, "Yes, well... I'm working overcover"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I be tinking we got some crazy shit."
* Costik-R-ANN-1 continues to train laser on Jazz-R-RRR. *
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "I'm sorry, but t oinsure your not a CMT, we need some ID"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Now, I tink I'm gonna fufill this tis threat of mine."
A citizen shouts, "But.. ID is a commie thing!"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 pulls out his laser pistol and takes aim. *
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "Then what is your name?"
A citizen says, "Cit-Z-ZEN-7"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Oh, I tink we got a traitor."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Dere ain't no Z Clearance, man."
GM Sgeo: You also notice another device
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 fires. *
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "That is right!"
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): It's another "makedead sender", and it is a-on
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): It's another "makedead sender", and it is a-on
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Should be more annoying. Let him be annoying and that, to earn PP.
GM Sgeo: The pistol fails to work
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Perhaps knowledge of the Z Clearance is above our clearance?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aw, shit."
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "......hm....."
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 smashes the pistol into the citizen's balls instead. *
GM Sgeo: (The device is activated
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "What are balls?"
* A citizen is female *
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Now THAT I know."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I be showing ya later, aight?"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 doesn't know that. *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 whispers explanation to Farg-R-MAN. *
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Give some PP to Costik. That's funny.
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "SO thier thoses ussless groths on the croch?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aw, shit. Dis be some female shit."
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 points the laser at the citizen's head. *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 continues to train laser on Jazz-R-RRR. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Now, I be asking you one more time. Are you dat ultraviolet citizen shit?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Cause I know ya be lying."
* A citizen looks at label on pistol *
A citizen says, "Shoot me, I don't care"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I be IntSec. And you know what IntSec be doin to liars."
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "You know?! Them you must me a MUNTANT!"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 points lazer at Jazz! *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I be IntSec, mate. I can tell. I do da training."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "We learn to spot lies. So I kno ya be lying when ya call me a mutant."
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "How do I know your Inisect?"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "If you're IntSec, then you'll know the answer to this question: What is verification code Bravo Charlie Delta?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Ya don't. Cause knowing I be IntSec is treasonout."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "And if I be provin' I be IntSec, ya'll traitors."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Do ya wanna be a traitor?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 screams, "STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!!!!"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): (Typically, you say when you give out PP.)
GM Sgeo . o O ( hmm.. It doesn't particularly take a decent GM to make this Paranoia, does it? )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Really, just give us blasters and we're good. )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 looks at his laser. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aw, shit."
GM Sgeo . o O ( Erm.. I guess I give some PP to Costik-R-ANNfor something earlier )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 smashes the citizen on the head. *
* A citizen dies *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aw, shit."
GM Sgeo: The second device you saw is still active
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Murder most foul! Friend Computer!"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Shoots Jazz in the leg HORAH! *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Don't you mean, 'Tries'? )
* Costik-R-ANN-1 shoots at Jazz's head. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( The GM decides if you do. )
KapcomS: . o O ( Paranoia sort of drives itself. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Paranoia is a feeling, not a GM. )
GM Sgeo: The pistol works, and Jazz-R-RRR-1 starts bleeding
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( My pistol? )
* A commie mutant traitor walks in with another active device *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aw, shit."
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): It is "keepalive blocker" and it is a-on
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): It is "keepalive blocker" and it is a-on
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Da commie! Get 'im!"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 picks up divices on the ground *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Wat's dis crazy shit?"
* Costik-R-ANN-1 is torn between the desire to shoot Jazz and the desire to shoot the CMT. So he tries shooting at both. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Don't be touching it, man! It's treasonous shit!"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 tries to pull Farg-R to the ground. *
GM Sgeo: Costik-R-ANN's laser fails to work
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Crap. )
* Costik-R-ANN-1 shakes laser. *
GM Sgeo . o O ( Hmm, dice will just interfere methinks )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Wat's dis crazy shit? Farg-R as da only working laser pistol!"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Shoots CMT *
* Costik-R-ANN-1 charges at the CMT, intending to kick him in the useless growths. *
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Use my mutant power to send Farg's pistol and mine flying to the ground.
GM Sgeo: Farg-R-MAN's pistol fails to work
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Erm, no mutant powers this game
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Oh, man.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): That sucks.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Wat's dis crazy shit, man?"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Throws pistol at CMT *
Farg-R-MAN-1 screams, "For the Complex!!"
* The commie mutant traitor is knocked down *
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Very Smash Bros. move, that. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Man. I be thinking we got some crazy shit going on here."
GM Sgeo . o O ( the logs are definately going to be more coherent than this )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Hopefully. )
* Costik-R-ANN-1 throws himself on the CMT, to keep him down. *
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): What's the device he's carrying?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aight. Now, I be tinking that we'd better deal with dis traitor..."
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Punches Jazz in da face! Horah! *
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 looks at the devices. *
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): "keepalive blocker" a-on
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 realises what's happening. *
GM Sgeo: Jazz-R-RRR-1 is not injured badly
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): I take it and slip it into my pack, under cover of laying on the guy and those two fighting.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( But... )
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): ok
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 falls to the ground. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Aw, shit! I got it! I got this shit, fo-shizz!"
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): What does it look like?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Get dat muties item!"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Walks a faer distance from Jazz, and looks at dvices *
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): It has a countdown and a button. It is still activated
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( fare' )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Let's deal with dis commie shit."
* Costik-R-ANN-1 stands up. *
GM Sgeo: You notice one of the devices is missing
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 tries to get up. *
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): The keepalive blocker (a-on) is missing from the ground
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Holy SHT sector!"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Do I get up?
* Farg-R-MAN-1 Kicks Jazz down, and gabs divice *
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "That device he was carrying just disappeared!"
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): One of the active devices was taken
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Yes
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Dat's crazy, man."
Costik-R-ANN-1: Commie treason, to be sure.
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 walks over to Costik-R. *
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Commie treason, to be sure."
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Going to pickpocket what I can.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): I'm pretty sure he's got the gadget.
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): What's on the countdown?
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): But others will see..
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): It's blank
* Farg-R-MAN-1 looks at new divice *
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Not if I brush him and do it quickly?
GM Sgeo . o O ( Wait, was Jazz-R-RRR holding a device? )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): And spend PP to have a distraction happen?
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( I kicked him and got it )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( No. There was a device next to the dead clone. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( oh )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Let's go with 5.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( BRB. )
* Farg-R-MAN-1 looks for lazer that he throw *
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): I'm gonna punch Jazz, try to get in a grapple with him, and slip the illegal device into his pack during the confusion.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Ok, so you'd be pickpocketing: a d-off pistol and two devices
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): That sound good?
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Hold on
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 sits down. *
GM Sgeo: You hear a crash happen to the south of you
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): It's done
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): K, never mind.
* Costik-R-ANN-1 turns toward the crash. *
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Smashing the head in when they're distracted.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): "the head" of who?
* Farg-R-MAN-1 looks at the Citizen's corpes, trying to find a M.E. card *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I can't move, guys. I'll stay here. You be checkin dis shit out, aight?"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Wait. I'll say later.
* Costik-R-ANN-1 remarks over his shoulder to Jazz-R-RRR, "Laziness is treason, citizen." *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Guys! What's dat shit! T.L, he's runnin away!"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "Who is? What?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "Ya betta catch dat traitor! I'll guard da commie!"
GM Sgeo: Farg-R-MAN fails to find a M.E. card
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 points at the fleeing Costik. *
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( I wasn't fleeing. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Costick! Get back here!"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( It looks like it. )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( ? )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Smashing commies head in now.
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( I turned toward the crash. )
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): With what?
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( And made a remark over my shoulder. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Oh. I thought it was RUN toward crash. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Costick, for attempting to flea the battle, you must take a time out!"
GM Sgeo . o O ( starts thinking it would be easier to use UV logs )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Nah, just turn. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Sit in that corner over there!"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): My pistol.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): While they're distracted.
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "I was not fleeing, Citizen. I was only watching for signs of treason to the south."
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Wait, who's jead?
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "No taliking in time out!"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): jead? Dead? The Citizen. The Commie's alive.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): I think.
* Costik-R-ANN-1 pulls out his PDC. *
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "On what grounds am I in time out? I made no attempt to flee!"
* Farg-R-MAN-1 looks for any idenifcation on the corpse *
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): public it?
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): I turn the recorder on on my PDC.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Well, I think they're distracted. PDC and search.
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "For distrupting the moel of the team!"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): So it should be hidden.
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Ok
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( moral' )
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "How did I do that?"
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): So you hit the commie and injure the commie a bit
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "By looking as if you were running away, you made me and Jazz uncomforable"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Hard. But yeah.
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "So it is not my actions which were at fault, but rather your faulty perceptions?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Guys. Chill."
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Incidentally, is there anything around which might be used to scratch metal?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Let's just sort dis shit out. What gadget shit've we got?"
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Not really
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 puts out to devices - an A-on and an A-off. *
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): OK.
* Farg-R-MAN-1 pulls out divices *
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( What were these devices? )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Aight. Let me test something."
GM Sgeo . o O ( Please, if you're testing, deactivate whatever's active first? I sortof lost track.. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1: ?
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( deactivate the A-on first. )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 turns off all the devices. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Allright. Let me try this shit out."
GM Sgeo: Ok, all of the devices are deactivated
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "ok, Jazz has two divices, I have two divices, are we missing any?"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 turns on a device, and attempts to turn on his laser pistol. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( *fire )
GM Sgeo: Which pistol?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Mine. )
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): I think you updated the wrong character sheet.
GM Sgeo: Unless I got messed up?
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): The one I used to hit the commie.
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Your device was on, right?
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Yes.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): For some reason, I recorded you as having two pistols
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): erm
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Oh n/m
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Oh, yeah!
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): er
* Costik-R-ANN-1 takes a step back from all the illegal non-existent mysterious devices, putting a hand to his chin as if in thought. *
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): I stole one. I'll use the D-Off.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Public it
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): It's still on
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( can i tell wich ones are a-on and a-off? )
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): OK, why do I have "Laser" on my list now?
GM Sgeo . o O ( Farg-R-MAN, YOU can't )
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( ok )
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Not sure
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 pulls out a D-Off laser pistol, and turns on a device. He tries to fire. He then notes the result in his PDC, and continues testing all the devices, with his PDC AND laser. *
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): OK.
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "SO what are these things called, anyways?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I don't know. Let me figure dis shit out, aight?"
GM Sgeo . o O ( Hold on )
GM Sgeo: Which device did you turn on?
GM Sgeo: (PM me perhaps)
Jazz-R-RRR-1: A random one.
* GM Sgeo headbonks *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( It doesn't matter. I'm just testing all of them, one by one. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Perhaps you could just tell us what happened with each device? )
GM Sgeo: Only if you tell me which one you turn on
* Costik-R-ANN-1 returns the PDC to his pack. *
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): (just for the public record): You're screwing with test results
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): While my hand's in the pack, I press the button on my keepalive blocker.
Jazz-R-RRR-1: The d-off. Then the D-On. Then the A-Off. Then the A-On.
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): So you deactivate it?
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Whatever the button does.
GM Sgeo: The d-* are pistols..
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): How am I screwing with test results?
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "So, thes pistors are easy to test"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Allright. This is confusing. What devices are there? )
GM Sgeo: The d-off pistol works. The d-on pistol works
GM Sgeo: The a-on device activates. The a-off device doesn;t
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( If it wasn't confusing, it wouldn't be Paranoia. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Allright. So, let me get this straigh. )
* GM Sgeo is slightly confused himself *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( When the A-On device is ON, the D-off and D-on lasers work. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Right? )
GM Sgeo: No, they seemed to work when it was off
GM Sgeo: You turned the a-on on afterwards
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Ahg. )
GM Sgeo: (with this test)
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Ok. What happens when the A-on is ON? )
GM Sgeo . o O ( I could be making a mistake.. )
GM Sgeo: Test the pistols with the a-on on
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Mistakes are treason, good sir. ;-) )
GM Sgeo . o O ( brb )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 tests the pistols with the a-on on. *
GM Sgeo . o O ( back )
GM Sgeo: So the d-off pistol works, and the d-on pistol does not work
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 turns the A-on off, and the A-off on. *
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 tries to fire both lasers. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( BRB. )
GM Sgeo: The a-off device fails to activate
GM Sgeo: Both pistols work
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): I, I know.
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): I have the fifth device, right?
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Yes, but if it were still activated, it would have changed things
* Costik-R-ANN-1 reaches to scratch his back. *
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): While I'm back there, I reach in my pack and press the button again.
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "so, have you figured it ot, Jazz?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Almost."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Any other devices? )
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Done
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( There was that one that the CMT had that disappeared. )
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Now it is activated
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Yes. Yes... )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Don't check your pockets. )
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): (public record): The keepalive blocker (a-on) was activated
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "tell me, how do you get thoes pistols to fire?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Allright. I got it."
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Yeah, I saw that.
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "yes,yes::?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Our first priority to fire our lasers, is to destroy all the friggin gadgets."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Once they're all destroyed, they'll work."
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Yeah, but people reading logs don't..
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "That's what my rigorous testing has shown."
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "How do you know that?"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( BRB. )
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Try it again, I think we may be missing something."
GM Sgeo . o O ( This is going to be interesting.. )
* Farg-R-MAN-1 finds his lost lazer pistol *
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): The one you threw?
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): yes
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Ok
GM Sgeo . o O ( I think one of the devices is still on )
GM Sgeo . o O ( One of the ones on the ground )
* Farg-R-MAN-1 leaves his divices with the rest of the grop *
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "I need to use the bathroom"
GM Sgeo: Farg-R-MAN's devices are on the ground
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Try all the devices again, Jazz."
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Your contact asks: What do you want?
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): when I leave, I alert the athoratys that my team was playing with finny divices that they found on a Commie
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Oh
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): You didn
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): You didn't leave yet, though?
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): do what?
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): I dident??
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Oh, he's AFK. )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 finally realises. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "I've got it."
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Ok, I guess you do, so you call authorities now?
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): yes
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Wait. How many devices are there? )
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): TC: What devices?
GM Sgeo . o O ( 5 total, 4 on the ground )
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): (Who is TC?)
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): The Computer
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 smashes head against the OOC wall. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "Allright."
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( LOL, that 5th one is the key, I'm sure. )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 turns off all the devices again, and turns the A-on on. *
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): 'I don't know what they are, but my team is playing with them. What should i do?
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): And now, with a laser in each hand...
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 points his lasers at Costik-R and Farg-R and fires at point-blank range. *
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Incidentally, how long are we planning on this game going? )
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Citizen! Do you wish to be brainscrubbed again?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( XD. )
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): 'Brainscrubbed? I got brainscrubbed?
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( One of those lasers probably won't work. The question is, which one? )
GM Sgeo: The one pointed at Farg (d-on) worked, the one pointed at Costik (d-off) didn;t
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( SCORE! )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Damm. )
GM Sgeo: Farg dies
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Oh, wait. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 has eaten his last Hot Fun.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( SCORE! )
* Costik-R-ANN-1 tries to fire his laser at Jazz. *
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 turns, and fires the D-on at Costik-R. *
GM Sgeo . o O ( Does dying reverse brainscrubbs? )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Didn't I steal his pistol?
Farg-R-MAN-2 . o O ( XP )
GM Sgeo: WAIT
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Yes. )
GM Sgeo: Erm, the a-on was on?
GM Sgeo: Neither pistol worked.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Yes. No others. )
Farg-R-MAN-2 has been refunded a clone due to a clerical error.
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): And mine was on.
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Yes, but I forgot the a-on was on
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( ;) )
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): So when both A-ons were on, neither of the d-* puzzles worked?
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( ? When the a-on was on, the d-off worked - oh, HEL. This is too confusing. )
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): d-* lasers, that is.
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): Correct
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Someone is screwing with us. )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 smashes both of them with the laser pistol. Problem solved. *
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( That 5th device. )
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): One of the a-ons is "makedead sender" the other is "keepalive blocker"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( That's what I'm trying to figure out. )
GM Sgeo . o O ( both of what? )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( What are the devices on the ground, one more time? )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Both of them. The players )
GM Sgeo: All makedead senders
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( You do know that's treason, right? )
GM Sgeo: Two are a-on and two are a-off
GM Sgeo: Farg does NOT know which are which, and would not be able to remember
* Costik-R-ANN-1 reaches down and turns off both of the a-off ones. *
GM Sgeo: Both a-offs WERE off
* Costik-R-ANN-1 tries to fire his laser at Jazz. *
GM Sgeo: Costik-R-ANN's laser fails to work
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Costik's laser is an a-off
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): You don't have the anon laser kthxbai
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Hey, my contact told me about the A-ons and A-off, but not wich is wich, so I have knolage OF the A-ons and A-offs, right?
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): That there are a-ons and a-offs, yes
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Hehe.
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Hmm.
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): But you can't read labels
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): ok
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): ko
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): I thought for sure I had it figured out that time.
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): I'm not sure if enough information has even been presented to figure it out
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "hey, what, I think I got! Wich ones are a-off and wich ones are A-on?"
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Well, I think the makedead senders send out a jamming signal which kills devices.
(GM Sgeo -> Costik-R-ANN-1): I'm not saying if you're right
(Costik-R-ANN-1 -> GM Sgeo): Yeah, I know.
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "guys...?"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "I'm not sure we're cleared to know that, Citizen."
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Bak. )
GM Sgeo . o O ( wb )
* Costik-R-ANN-1 reaches down and turns off both of the a-ons. *
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 gets sick of this and just smashes all the devices. *
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( NO! )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( with his laser pistols. )
GM Sgeo . o O ( Really? )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Really. )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( No, please! )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Now, that HAS to be worth PP. )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( Gah. )
(Farg-R-MAN-1 -> GM Sgeo): do i remember about the As form the tech guy or from my contact?
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( You are now on the naughty list. )
GM Sgeo: You miss wildly
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( There's only so much a clone can take. )
(GM Sgeo -> Farg-R-MAN-1): Both
Jazz-R-RRR-1 screams, "ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 jumps up and down on the gadgets. *
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 has failed his insanity check. *
GM Sgeo: Jazz-R-RRR gets stabbed in the foot, and starts bleeding profusely
Costik-R-ANN-1 shouts, "Friend Computer, Citizen Jazz-R-RRR seems to be exhibiting signs of unhappiness!"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "Wait, guys! Dident that tech guy tell us about the A-on and A-off divices??\"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 rolls around on the ground, frothing at the mouth. *
The Computer: Jazz-R-RRR-1: Are you unhappy?
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( For the record, I like this mission. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "BAJFSVNVDASA!"
The Computer says, "JAZZ-R-RRR-1: PLEASE BE COHERENT."
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "We've been working on that all day, Friend Computer."
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "Bajfsvnvdasa? I think that is a commie word!"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 says, "GORADROBADBOXBADBOXBLEARGH"
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "What would you know of commie words, Farg-R-MAN?"
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "KNow thy enemy"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Hey. This is amazing. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( knoe' )
The Computer says, "JAZZ-R-RRR-1: PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( GM? You've just created a STRAIGHT game. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( A serious satire, with dark and different humor. )
The Computer says, "FARG-R-MAN-1: YOU ARE NOT CLEARED TO KNOW OF COMMUNIST WORDS"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Most GMs can't do htat. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( acyualy, this is classic )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( *that. )
GM Sgeo . o O ( I wanted it to be a puzzle-solving game though.. )
Farg-R-MAN-1 shouts, "I'm sorry! Then brainscrub me!"
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Nope, this is straight. Classic still has laser fire, but in Straight, troubleshooters are forced to work together. )
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( As soon as we start solving, your dream will be fulfilled. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "BLEAGHI!"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 gets up and spins around. *
KapcomS: . o O (The GMs play it straight. The players play it zap. And that's how you get Classic.)
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, "Giving orders to The Computer, Farg-R-MAN?"
GM Sgeo says, "Farg-R-MAN-1: Please report to termination, as brainscrubbing failed to work"
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( YES! )
Farg-R-MAN-1 says, "...ok"
Farg-R-MAN-1 . o O ( I have 6 clones! Ha! )
GM Sgeo . o O ( Does termination fix brainscrubbs? )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Yes. )
GM Sgeo: Farg-R-MAN reports to the termination booth
GM Sgeo: Right?
Farg-R-MAN-1: right
Farg-R-MAN-1 has been visited by the reaper-bot.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 shouts, "BELARGTHAI!"
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 picks up the devices and runs. *
GM Sgeo: Bring in the clone
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( I believe Jazz-R-RRR is still unhappy, Friend Computer. )
Costik-R-ANN-1 says, " that."
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Heading for the IR Market. I'll be safe there.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Were any of the devices on?
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Don't think so. I think I turned them all off. Going to try to shoot at Costik.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): As I run.
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Is that being publiced?
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): And because that's hard, I'll spend 4 PP.
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Yes. Just saying the PP thing.
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 fires at Costik with the D-off laser. *
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Well, I'm not rolling die
Farg-R-MAN-2: "oh, hail our friend computer! he is the only freind I need! Happy happy happy!
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Ah. Well, it might help.
GM Sgeo: The laser fails to work
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 throws the laser at costik, and attempts to fire with the other laser. *
Costik-R-ANN-1 . o O ( I need to head to bed soonish, just as soon as Jazz gets his second clone. :-D )
* Costik-R-ANN-1 ducks. *
Farg-R-MAN-2 shouts, "Roy-G, Roy-G, Roy-G-BIV, he's got less than three cycles to live!"
GM Sgeo: The d-on works
Costik-R-ANN-1 has ceased to show any signs of life.
GM Sgeo: Bring in Costik-R-ANN-2
Costik-R-ANN-2 . o O ( I would think a crazy man's aim would be somewhat off. )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 fires at Farg-R. *
Costik-R-ANN-2 . o O ( But oh well. )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): FYI, I'm not crazy.
GM Sgeo: With the d-on?
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Faking it.
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Yup. )
GM Sgeo: The laser works again
Farg-R-MAN-2 screams, "Hey, guys, what did i miss... WOHA!!!"
Farg-R-MAN-2 is, alas, no more.
* Costik-R-ANN-2 walks in, looking supremely PIS-sector. *
GM Sgeo: Bring in Farg-R-MAN-3
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 shoots at Costik-R, still trying to escape. *
GM Sgeo . o O ( wow I really want to upload this ASAP )
* Costik-R-ANN-2 turns the a-on devices back on. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( How far am I? )
GM Sgeo: Ok, the a-on devices are turned on
GM Sgeo: The laser fails to work
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( I've got all the devices, I think. Except one. )
Costik-R-ANN-2 . o O ( oh, that's right. )
* Farg-R-MAN-3 comes throgh the clone tube with his lazer drawn and barrle attached! *
Costik-R-ANN-2 . o O ( DAM-sector. )
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( So, does it work? )
GM Sgeo . o O ( Erm )
GM Sgeo: Jazz-R-RRR is right
* Costik-R-ANN-2 runs for cover. *
GM Sgeo: The laser works
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Yay! )
Costik-R-ANN-2 has passed away.
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( I hate you, Jazz. )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Fleeing now.
Farg-R-MAN-3 says, "Hey, guys, what did I miss?"
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): And spending, say, 4 PP to avoid being followed.
GM Sgeo: Bring in Costik-R-ANN-3
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 flees *
* Costik-R-ANN-3 enters, running for cover. With screams and commie words being shouted, one can never be too careful. *
GM Sgeo: Jazz-R-RRR successfully flies
* Farg-R-MAN-3 shots at Jazz *
GM Sgeo: The laser fails to work anyway
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( flies? I'm not a mutant. )
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( Although I will say, Jazz here has taught me the value of a simple breakdown. )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): To the IR Market!
GM Sgeo . o O ( I didn't spell properly )
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): Yep
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( Damm. GTG. )
Farg-R-MAN-3 says, "hey, wich ones of these divices are A-on?"
(GM Sgeo -> Jazz-R-RRR-1): I don't know how this part goes
GM Sgeo . o O ( Farg-R-MAN did I mention I removed your disability? )
(Jazz-R-RRR-1 -> GM Sgeo): Suffice to say, I give the items to my IR Marketteer.
Farg-R-MAN-3 . o O ( no )
* Jazz-R-RRR-1 leaves the game. *
Jazz-R-RRR-1 . o O ( See ya'll later. )
--- Jazz-R-RRR-1 (Teh-Scalene) has left ---
(Sun Dec 31 02:08:05 EST 2006)
* Farg-R-MAN-3 Grabs the A-on ones *
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( I guess that's pause )
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( And Jazz had the devices. )
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( Well, 4 of 'em. )
GM Sgeo . o O ( Jazz-R-RRR succeeded in his SecSoc mission BTW )
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( Of course he did. )
--- Farg-R-MAN-3 (B-Kun) has left ---
(Sun Dec 31 02:08:39 EST 2006)
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( I kinda did. )
GM Sgeo: Um, you let Jazz take a-on devices
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( Actually, I guess not. )
GM Sgeo: Farg also failed.
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( Yeah, I thought there was another part to it, but there wasn't. )
GM Sgeo: I guess game's over?
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( I'm looking forward to the UV logs for this one. )
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( Yeah. Good job, man. I enjoyed it. )
GM Sgeo: Well, Farg's secsoc mission was to give only the a-on devices to his secsoc
GM Sgeo: TY
KapcomS: . o O (I have to admit, I couldn't keep those things straight. The devices confused the heck outta me. So they succeeded completely.)
GM Sgeo: Want the explanation?
Costik-R-ANN-3 . o O ( Yeah, just don't leave it in the log. )
GM Sgeo: "d" stands for default
GM Sgeo: Hm?
GM Sgeo: Why can't explanation be in log?
Costik-R-ANN-3: Eh. OK.
KapcomS: . o O (Leave them all guessing! Like a master magician, who never reveals his secrets!)
Costik-R-ANN-3: I was just thinking you might want to leave that for fellow GMs.
GM Sgeo: So "d-off" devices require a "keepalive" signal from the computer, so comp can selectively shut down devices
GM Sgeo: keepalive blockers block those
GM Sgeo: d-on devices work unless they're receiving a makedead signal
GM Sgeo: So makedead senders send those, deactivating those
GM Sgeo: a-on devices always work, a-off devices fil
GM Sgeo: fail
Costik-R-ANN-3: So wait, I got stuck with a screwy a-off laser?
GM Sgeo: The reason a-off devices are illegal to sell is that it would be scamming someone
GM Sgeo: Yes
Costik-R-ANN-3: Awesome.
Costik-R-ANN-3: I love it.
Costik-R-ANN-3: Logical.
Costik-R-ANN-3: Yet insane.
GM Sgeo: Jazz's contacts in Free Ent told him that they were valuable due to hype of illegality
Costik-R-ANN-3: LOL
Costik-R-ANN-3: Which drives the prices up, yeah.
Costik-R-ANN-3: What was Farg's?
GM Sgeo: Farg was a PURGEr, which wanted to have the devices to disrupt FC's new policies
Costik-R-ANN-3: SecSoc, that is.
Costik-R-ANN-3: Ah.
GM Sgeo: The "no a-off"'s was just to torment him due to his inability to read labels
Costik-R-ANN-3: He was illiterate?
GM Sgeo: The brainscrubbing made things... difficult for him
Costik-R-ANN-3: Hahahahahaha.
Costik-R-ANN-3: Now I feel like such an ass for keeping that device in my pack.
GM Sgeo: If there's any public server space, I can upload the UV log
Costik-R-ANN-3: Although it was hilarious.
GM Sgeo: I have my own server space, but I don't have the password with me
KapcomS: Thanks for letting me observe. I've got to catch a game one of these days before I try GMing myself.
Costik-R-ANN-3: Anyway.
GM Sgeo: Not sure if this is a representative game..
Costik-R-ANN-3: G2G.
GM Sgeo: Bye
Costik-R-ANN-3: Thanks again, GM.
GM Sgeo: Where do I post log URLs?
GM Sgeo: yw
GM Sgeo: and ty
--- Costik-R-ANN-3 (Nathan) has left ---
(Sun Dec 31 02:16:31 EST 2006)
Observer KapcomS has disconnected.
Observer Professor Von Kripplespac has disconnected.
GM Sgeo: Bye all
* GM Sgeo winks to all the UV Log readers, as there is no one else connected to this room right now. *
GM Sgeo: Buh-bye!
ServerSocket closed by user (that's you).
Server no longer listening for new connections.
(Sun Dec 31 02:19:31 EST 2006)